3 Great Things About Atari:

EASY FAST FUN

Other Things About Atari:

• USE JOY STICK, PADDLE OR KEYPAD
• HEAD TO HEAD COMPETITION OR TEAM PLAY
• FUN FOR ALL AGES
• ANYONE CAN PLAY ATARI! YOU CAN BE BLACK, WHITE, CHINESE, RICH, POOR, LADY OR MAN, CHILD OR OLD, GAY PEOPLE OR FOREIGN BORN - ATARI IS FUN FOR EVERYONE BRINGS FAMILY AND FRIENDS TOGETHER AND MAKES US ALL FRIENDS!
• YOU DONT HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT COMPUTERS TO PLAY ATARI
• THERES NO VIOLENCE NO SEX NO RAPE AND NO DIRTY STUFF LIKE FOR MORTAL COMBAT OR NIGHT TRAP
• GAMES AND PRODUCT NUMBERS START WITH CX THEN 26 52 OR 78 SOMETHING. CENTIPEDE WAS THE FIRST 7800 GAME SO ITS CX7801

All About Atari Corporation:

• NOLAN BUSHNELL & TED DABNEY IN 1971
• IN 1972 NOLAN CREATED ATARI. THE 1ST GAME WAS SPACE WAR THEN PONG.
• IN 1976 NOLAN SOLD ATARI TO WARNER COMMUNICATIONS AND THEN MADE THE 2600 ALSO 400/800
• THE 2600 IS THE GREATEST SELLING VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME 1977-1992 SOLD MORE THAN NINTENDO
• SUPER BREAKOUT IS GOOD BECAUSE ITS SOMETHING SIMPLE ANYONE CAN PLAY

All About 2600:

• FIRST CARTRIDGE HOME ATARI CONSOLE
• VARIATIONS ARE HEAVY SIXER, 6 SWITCH, 4 SWITCH, 4 SWITCH BLACK, JUNIOR
• BEST SELLING GAME SYSTEM OF ALL TIME
• POPULAR GAMES AREA SPACE INVADERS ASTEROIDS MISSILE COMMAND SUPER BREAKOUT PITFALL POLE POSITION MS PACMAN DIGDUG ET THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL SOLARIS AND SECRET QUEST (ZELDA)

All About 5200:

• LAUNCHED FOR 1982
• THE 5200 WAS ATARIS INTELLIVISION KILLER
• CAME WITH PAC-MAN
• DESIGN BY REGAN CHENG
• TWICE AS POWERFUL AS 2600
• MADE FROM SCRAPS PARTS BIN FROM THE 800 COMPUTER STRIPPED DOWN
• HAD CUMBERSOME ALL-IN-ONE ANALOG JOYSTICKS THAT WERE GOOD ON SOME GAMES BUT NOT ALL

All About 7800:

• LAUNCHED IN 1984 AND 1986
• BRINGS 2 PRO LINES AND POLE POSITION 2
• DESIGN BY TOM POLECKI
• DEVELOPED IN MA BY GENERAL COMPUTER CORPORATION
• ATARIS COLECO KILLER BUT RAN AGAINST 8-BIT NINTENDO AND SEGA
• CAN PLAY 2600 GAMES AND ACCESSORIES
• EASY FOR EVERYONE TO PLAY

All About LYNX:

• 16-BIT COLOR PORTABLE GAME SYSTEM
• RETAILS FOR $99.99
• USES TINY GAME CARDS INSTEAD OF CARTRIDGES
• HAND GRIPS, FLIP SCREEN, POUCH, LOTS OF GREAT GAMES
• DEVELOPED AT EPYX
• JACK TRAMIELS BEST MOVE AT ATARI
• ORIGINAL NAME WAS HANDY AND ATARI PORTABLE ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
• LAUNCHED IN 1989 & 1991
• VARIATIONS ARE LARGE GREY LYNX 1 AND SMALL BLACK LYNX 2
• COMES WITH CALIFORNIA GAMES FEATURES: SURFING, BMX, FOOT ROACH, AND SKATEBOARD
• DOESNT HAVE AS MANY GAMES AS GAMEBOY, BUT MOST OF THEM ARE GREAT: CALIFORNIA GAMES, ROADBLASTERS, S.T.U.N. RUNNER, CHIP'S CHALLENGE, WARBIRDS, ELECTROCOP, DIRTY LIGHTENING, TOKI & MORE
• SHOULD PROBABLY WORK WITH JAGUAR

Things About Atari Joe:

• GINGER ALE, CARS, VIDEO GAMES
• IM CAPTAIN OF THE ATARI SUPER-GANG.
• FAVORITE ATARI GAME IS SUPER BREAKOUT AND CIRCUIS ATARI.
• PEOPLE CALL ME ATARI JOE BECAUSE I AM A FIRST-RATE ATARI CELEBRITY AND KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT ATARI.
• MY FAVORITE SYSTEM IS 7800 BECAUSE IT CAN PLAY 2600 GAMES AND HAS A BAD TO THE BONE LOOK
• I ALSO LIKE THE 2600 THE 5200 AND LUNX BUT NOT THE XE
• I BEEN PLAYING ATARI SINCE 1975
• TO ME THE BEST THING ABOUT ATARI IS THE GAMES THEY MADE
• IM A DONKEY KONG CHAMPION. BILLY MITCHELL IS THE STANDING ARCADE CHAMPION HE IS A BIG MOUTH AND TALKS A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT ME HE SPREADS HIS LIES AND BULLYS PEOPLE TO GET HIS WAY AND IS NO MORE THAN A THIRD-RATE HOT SAUCE SALESMAN.
• I ENJOY HORSEPLAY FRISBEE AND SPENDING TIME WITH MY FRIENDS
• MY FAVORITE EPISODES ARE WHERE KELLY AND ZACK BREAK UP AND SO DO JESSY AND AC SLATER BUT THEN KELLY STARTS GOING WITH SLATER AND ZACK GOES WITH JESSY. USUALLY WHEN THEY KISS THE AUDIENCE GOES OOOOO AND BY THE END OF THE SHOW EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL AND THE WHOLE TIME LISA IS STUCK WITH SCREECH.
• OTHER TV SHOWS I LIKE ARE:
  • SAVED BY THE BELL HAWAIIAN STYLE
  • STAR TREK NEXT GENERATION
  • STAR TREK DEEP SPACE NINE
  • JOHN LAROQUETTE SHOW
  • LARRY SANDERS
• MY FAVORITE RESTARAUNTS ARE:
  • CHI-CHI'S MEXICAN GRILL TIME
  • OLIVE GARDEN
  • CHUCK E CHEESES PIZZA TIME THEATER
  • RUSHS HAMBURGERS
  • RUTHS CHRIS STEAK HOUSE
  • CHINESE
• MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DRINK ARE:
  • GINGER ALE (CANADA DRY)
  • MILK SHAKE
  • A&W FLOAT
  • SNAPPLE
  • COKE
  • TAP WATER
• JEFF MINTER IS THE COOLEST GUY ON RGVC BUT MJ NOVAK IS A SLOPPY DOUCHE

Things About The Atari Super-Gang:

• OUR MISSON: TO PRESERVE AND DEFEND ATARI HISTORY OF INNOVATION AND PREPARE THE WORLD FOR THE ARRIVAL OF THE ATARI JAGUARE 64-BIT GAME SYSTEM
• MEET ON THE LAST SUNDAY OF EVERY MONTH
• AT DAIRY QUEEN ROCK N' ROLL SUNDAYS ON 16 MILE ROAD AND VAN DYKE
• MEMBERSHIP FEE $5/MO PLUS ICE CREAM & MILK SHAKE
• GANG JACKET $25
• GAME OF THE MONTH CLOB IS FREE
• RANKS ARE CAPTAIN (ME) COMMANDER, LEIUTENNANT COMMANDER, LEIUTENANT, ENSIGN, ACTING ENSIGN AND YEOMAN
• THIS WEB PAGE HAS BEEN GIVEN THE AWARD OF "BEST ATARI WEBSITE ON THE NET" BY THE GREATER CAPE CORAL CHAMBER OF COMMERCE

Atari Trivia: Did you know?

• LYNX GAMES ARE DEVELOPED ON COMODORE AMIGA 2000 COMPUTERS NOT ATARI ST/TT?
• JACK TRAMIEL IS A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR?
• ATARI CORPORATION AND ATARI GAMES ARE TWO DIFFERENT COMPANIES?
• AT NIGHT NOLAN BUSHNELL USED TO GO INTO THE GIRLS BATHROOM AT ATARI AND WRITE IN LIPSTICK ON THE MIRROR "NOLAN EATS GREAT PUSSY" AND THEN ALL THE GIRLS WOULD TALK ABOUT IT LIKE NOLAN WAS A REAL LADIES MAN WHICH HE WAS?
• NOLAN HAS A FAST WALKING PACE, HE IS HARD TO KEEP UP WITH BECAUSE HE'S REALLY TALL?
• JOBS MADE BREAKOUT?

Contacting Atari for Service & New Orders:

• WRITE TO:
  ATARI CORPORATION
  1196 BORREGAS AVENUE
  SUNNYVALE, CA 94088
  
  CLICK HERE FOR ORDER FORM
  
  
• CALL: 408-745-2098.
• OPEN MON-FRI 10AM-4PM PACIFIC TIME
• ASK FOR GERALDENE FOR 10% SUPER-GANG DISCOUNT
  ON ALL ORDERS $75 AND OVER

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